Spelling be

The guy sitting next to me texting:

- "how does awkward turn to skewed in spell check?"
- "you prob spelled it wrong."
- "how could I spell it wrong? It's easy - a-k-w-a-r-d.'

Cardio Kickbox to my Inbox

I received some lovely fanmail over the weekend.  Apparently he takes his spinning classes very seriously.

Name: Dan

Member - Yes: Checked

Contact Us Message: Please update the fitness schedules! I know when these schedules expire, shouldn't the person who makes them also?

Should I feel threated?

geography 101

Playing catch phrase with the family (yes weve had a few drinks). Im giving clue and i said this:
I went there last summer
Its downstate
Manhatten, brooklyn.

Answer: virginia

hmmmm.... not so much.

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for your memorial day cookout

Watching man vs. food. direct quote, "a two foot hot dog? Thats like eating two foot long hot dogs!"

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I Got Nothing...

Today our table file forms for summer are due so that I can get them into our system so people can register for programs.  I received this email from one of our staff....

Hello! 
I do not have any programs running during the summer session. Do I still need to submit table files?

Yes, please send me the blank template.

Panda Express is Actually in the Mall Across the Street

While eating dinner at Kyoto today, the girl at the table behind us asked why she didn't get a fortune cookie when she was finished with her meal.

She also might be surprised to know that she eating miso soup, not wonton...

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Wiiiiii

Yesterday at dinner I described somone as having "no game".

My mom looks at me and says, "He's not into those video games?"