Panda Express is Actually in the Mall Across the Street

While eating dinner at Kyoto today, the girl at the table behind us asked why she didn't get a fortune cookie when she was finished with her meal.

She also might be surprised to know that she eating miso soup, not wonton...

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Wiiiiii

Yesterday at dinner I described somone as having "no game".

My mom looks at me and says, "He's not into those video games?"

Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha Rockin' Everywhere

A bunch of us are sitting around in the bar last weekend watching hockey. During intermission we were talking about the book/movie Eat Pray Love.

One friend is giving a synopsis and talks about how she was in India praying to Allah.

I was like, "Actually Allah is who Muslims pray to, not Hindus."

She asked who Hindus pray to. I said I wasn't sure of the names. Thought that they believed everything had a spirit. I could picture the spirit/God with multiple arms (maybe Shiva? Krishna?).

They weren't buying that and anther friend thought Hindus prayed to Buddha. Someone else agreed.

Yeah, pretty safe to say, nope, thats the Buddhists....

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Weight a Minute

A few nights ago, I'm sitting at the bar with some friends.  One of the guys is talking about the type of girl that he dates.  He says that he, "likes a girl with meat on her bones. You know, like 135 or so."

So, 135 pounds equals a girl with meat on her bones?!? Do all guys think like that?

If that's true, what does that make me - a king cut of prime rib?

Gung Hei Fat Choy

When I worked for the rec department a few years ago, we held a holiday event and our theme was Chinese New Year.

A co-worker asked if it was a real holiday.

Leap Year (+2)

Entering table files into the system all day today so people can register for programs.

One of our fitness classes begins on February 31, 2011.

You say yes. I say no.

You say goodbye. I say hello. Hello. Hello.

Yay, the Target commerical. I had no idea this was a real song! I thought it was just written for Target.

Oh, yeah, it's just a song by this band called The Beatles.  Ever heard of them?