It Makes Me Laugh..

I often find myself in situations when I just have to shake my head and laugh. I thought it was about time I shared my funny or ironic stories about friends, co-workers, dates, and myself. The stories are real. The names have been changed to protect the innocent idiots.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

It's Not Too Late, It's Never Too Late

I am responsible for creating our monthly e-newsletter for work.  It typically goes out on the first Wednesday of every month.  Apparently I'm really aggravating one of the recipients because he'd prefer he received in on the first every month (mind you none of the information is outdated).

This is the third month in a row that I received an email.

"why do you people send these news-letters out 7,8,9, days late,? why??????"

Maybe I'll send him the January newsletter on December 31. Wonder if that would be too early?

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

That's Just Crazy!

I find it quite amusing that the YUSA informational poster resembles the cover of "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest"...

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Spelling be

The guy sitting next to me texting:

- "how does awkward turn to skewed in spell check?"
- "you prob spelled it wrong."
- "how could I spell it wrong? It's easy - a-k-w-a-r-d.'

Monday, June 27, 2011

Cardio Kickbox to my Inbox

I received some lovely fanmail over the weekend.  Apparently he takes his spinning classes very seriously.

Name: Dan

Member - Yes: Checked

Contact Us Message: Please update the fitness schedules! I know when these schedules expire, shouldn't the person who makes them also?

Should I feel threated?

Monday, May 30, 2011

geography 101

Playing catch phrase with the family (yes weve had a few drinks). Im giving clue and i said this:
I went there last summer
Its downstate
Manhatten, brooklyn.

Answer: virginia

hmmmm.... not so much.
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Sunday, May 29, 2011

for your memorial day cookout

Watching man vs. food. direct quote, "a two foot hot dog? Thats like eating two foot long hot dogs!"
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Friday, May 27, 2011

I Got Nothing...

Today our table file forms for summer are due so that I can get them into our system so people can register for programs.  I received this email from one of our staff....

I do not have any programs running during the summer session. Do I still need to submit table files?

Yes, please send me the blank template.